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Fun With Face! May 22, 2008

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Top 10 Things To Do With Your Own Face:

  1. Poke it
  2. Tag it on Facebook
  3. Wash it
  4. Shave it
  5. FedEx it to your friends (do not remove face from skull)
  6. Rub it on another face
  7. Photocopy it
  8. Smear wet ink on it and slap it on a sheet of paper
  9. Place it betwixt boobies
  10. Insert it into various face-sized orifices
Top 10 Things To Do With Someone Else’s Face:
  1. Touch it
  2. Smell it
  3. Taste it
  4. Kiss it
  5. Slap it
  6. Throw things at it (especially sticky food stuff)
  7. Miss it
  8. Wink at it
  9. Face fight! (might result in injury to face)
  10. Hump it
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(Don’t forget to vote for my story [if you like it] this year on Farmhouse Magazine’s Reader’s Choice Awards.
Read here: http://www.farmhousemagazine.com/13Fgr.html
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BONUS FUN FACE ACTIVITY!
11. Buy a Rubik’s Cube and place it in mouth (face not included)

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